Sneezy:

she said she missed me like a man on a diet misses sweets
i tell her that i miss her and i between the sheets
my biggest mistake, when i decided to leave,
and all the calls that i promised and she never received
all the times that i lied and she always believed,
never tried, never honest, i just always deceived
i'm not real, in fact i never was
and all the things that i did were just to get a touch
i'm always in a rush, someone you'd never trust
someone who's never been in love but always been in lust
i guess i'm growing up, and never showing up
still hittin blunts and drinking sizzurp out the dixie cup
still waiting patiently for the day when i blow up
and when i get it i won't slow up cuz it's not enough
got dealt a shitty hand in life and so i had to bluff
and take another puff, when the goings tough
addicted to the strippers and the girls who give it up
and when you get a closer look you're never close enough
i told her "listen up", she said she's giving up
cuz i'm not coming through on all the things that we discussed
she said she's had enough, and needs to live it up
i know she's gon regret it when i'm on the up and up
and when i'm blowing up, and people know my name
they're screaming "sneezus!" and i tell em "SCREAM THAT SHIT AGAIN!"
it helps to ease the pain, release the ball and chain
i'll roll another blunt of mary jane and smoke again
looking at where i came, from way back in the day
these people doubted me but fuck em man, i'm on my way
i'm sippin alize, and champagne every day,
she said she's down for anything i want in any way.
and in the words of 'Ye, this shit is fuckin kray
i must be dreaming baby, shoot me, wake me up today
Me:

heed my prayers, I talk to god when no one else cares
nobody else there, leaving by myself scared
what i felt there is fucking with my welfare
on the edge, in and out of mental health scares
i need some health care, or a stiff drink
by myself, couldn't care less what these kids think
bitches love you and you don't believe your shit stinks
i'm the captain, i'll be drowning while this ship sinks
my life is shifting, my world is changing fast
i'm getting malcontent with smoking blunts and chasing ass
life ain't fair somehow not everybody got a pass
i'm spitting every word like it might be my very last
in it for the cash, i really put in work
i need someone to make me nauseous, really make me hurt
somebody's cottage sippin michelob and smokin purp
we make it work, cpk until i'm in the dirt
it's five am in toronto,
just copped a hotel, stay if you want to
go train for a weekend of east end nirvana
but labour day's freezing, it's finally autumn
you're going back to class, and i'll be spraying weeds
always getting past but never getting what i need
and my supporting cast is begging me to fucking breathe
i won't, while the city sleeps just give me something to believe
silk skin on the brunette, eyes lock, lips lock
says it's her birthday but it's not
it's a day off, still hot, right before the chris pops,
six shots, says it still hurts, but it's worth it.
ask these motherfuckers what they got her for her birthday
tell these motherfuckers drink some water if they're thirsty
fuck these motherfuckers cuz i want her in the worst way
soft sells, black eyes, baby please don't hurt me.